I am currently living under a Custodianship Order in which Mr Sean Jones is now in charge of the important areas of my life, I am not allowed to enter tournaments unless Mr Jones has approved my time off from running Worcester Backgammon Club events.
I do not need money or a passport but you can help by reporting your results and being on time. Player lateness makes Mr Jones very bad tempered and then he forgets to bring me PepsiMax or choccies.
Please, kids, send me an email to WorcesterTurkeyTourney@gmail.com suggesting ways Mr Jones should be punished for his bad ways.